Koalas aren't bears but very realistic and cuddly robots.
Baby koalas produced by artificial flavoring.
Koalas To Gaze Upon and possibly ponder.
Beware of koalas as they are fanged and dangerous.
Koalas live in social groups determined by their salaries, who they know, and where they vacation.
Shy baby koalas live in trees, not basements.
Even Koalas enjoy the beach. Especially shy baby koalas.
A truly wonderful holiday experience at the beach with koalas.
Koalas can't bear being sent to bed with no dessert.
Sleepy Koalas probably shouldn't drive.
Koalas have sharp claws for defense and would probably make terrible pets, especially if you have small children or other pets in your home.
Did you know that koalas live in my dresser?
Three of the eight koalas went on to ivy-league universities to pursue degrees in Law, English, and European Literature.
If it seems I use koalas very much it is probably because they are kind of adorable and furry.
Gum Trees n' Koalas: A Seminar on Tax Laws
Koalas are solitary animals so don't plan on inviting them to your New Year's Eve party unless awkward silence is your type of thing.
Koalas Are Clinically Depressed and should be treated for this crippling disease at once before it becomes something much worse.
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3 comments:
today, you rule the school.
Do I get fierce, purple coat lined with mink, or perhaps ermine??
no, it'd be lined with koala fur, of course! duh.
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