The Best Part of Having Family Around During the Holidays

It provides all sorts of situations where one is hopping around on their
one damaged foot on the soaking wet patio, not wanting to come inside
for fear of tracking mayonnaise on the just-cleaned carpet, all the
while talking on the phone to someone who has no clue why you are
screaming, "I CANNOT COME INSIIIIIIDE I HAVE MAYONNAISE SMEARED ALL OVER
MY FOOT OUCH OUCH MY FOOT IS NUUUUUMB!!!!!"

--mk