A couple weeks ago, at the pre-op, they gave me the whole, you know,
lists and lists of things, what to bring, where to go, who to bring,
what to do before surgery, when to stop eating, etc. The night before
surgery, I was supposed to take a shower and wash with this nasty nasty
stuff called "Hibiclens". And, if you know me, you will know that I have
a violent gag reflex that is generally only triggered by poop and
rubbing alcohol. So, of course, this stuff was bright pink and smelled
like rubbing alcohol. Luckily, I managed to not puke. Somehow. It was
like rubbing alcohol scented cough syrup. EW. EEEEEWWW.
Don't ever get surgery.
--mk
