Blueteeth

I am sitting in the food court at the mall, and I just happened to
observe a particularily scruffy young man in baggy clothes and scruffy
long hair with a little blinking blue light at his...ear region. At
first glance it appeared to be some sort of blinking crazy earring, as
is the style of such persons. Upon closer inspection, however, I
discovered that it was in fact a bluetooth thingy. (Not that I was
within touching distance of his ear, that would be creepy, which I am so
not.) Anyway, I did not realize that blueteeth had spread so far into
society, I figured they were more or less restricted to really busy
businessmen (or those that wanted to be) and people who drove lots and
lots. Apparently I was wrong, and now that I realize this I am feeling
the need for one. Right now! Immediately! There is no possible way I
could possible conduct my personal affairs without one! Lifting the
phone to my ear is just so droll.

--mk